Bored

Have you ever been so damned bored that you were too bored to even attempt to do anything that might stop you from being bored? That's about the way I am right now. It's a friggin miracle that I'm even typing this into here I'm so bored. As a matter of fact I may be so bored that'll I'll type it all then delete it out of my boredom if I don't finish typing and hit post first.

In case anyone missed it, I am seriously fucking bored. I mean the type of boredom that could be diagnosed as clinically depressed if I wasn't too bored to even see a therapist. The watching ants eat a piece of candy for excitement type of bored.

I'm really, really bored here.

No real point to any of this and not really looking for help or advice to not be bored. Just felt like sharing my boredom even though I'm sure only someone equally as bored would even consider reading the whole thing anyway.

Okay, a new level. After that last sentence I caught myself counting the hairs on the back of my hand for something to do. See even typing this can't even keep my attention enough to keep me from being bored. Honestly I'm too bored to even post this at all.

Maybe I'll boringly flip a coin to see if I should post it or not. Hold on a sec.......................Well I guess I'll post then. Came up heads 5 out of 9 times and I'm too bored to go for 6 out of 11.

If anyone hangs themselves after reading this I am not responsible for the methods you use to relieve your own boredom.