Typical IM Chat Between Bloggers

[23:31] JackAss#1: jew suck
[23:31] DumbShit#1: hebrew blow jobs for the win
[23:31] JackAss#1: +1up
[23:31] JackAss#1: read my note
[23:31] JackAss#1: do it
[23:31] JackAss#1: do it gnawoo
[23:32] JackAss#1: ^ attempt at an arnold voice on IM
[23:32] DumbShit#1: lol
[23:32] JackAss#1: read the note
[23:32] JackAss#1: type faster
[23:32] JackAss#1: make more reply
[23:32] JackAss#1: its nice yes?
[23:32] JackAss#1: High FIVE!
[23:33] DumbShit#1: ii havent even gotten on facebook yet
[23:33] JackAss#1: well here's what you do
[23:33] JackAss#1: Facebook it, or blogspot it
[23:33] JackAss#1: its on either one
[23:33] JackAss#1: i'm posting to live journal right now
[23:38] JackAss#1: did you read the note?
[23:38] JackAss#1: hurry up
[23:38] JackAss#1: wtf
[23:39] JackAss#1: 5 minutes to read 12 minutes worth of material is plenty of time
[23:39] JackAss#1: 6 minutes
[23:39] DumbShit#1: ive got other things im juggaling as well
[23:39] JackAss#1: i don't care
[23:39] JackAss#1: i am priority
[23:39] JackAss#1: over all
[23:39] DumbShit#1: lmmfao
[23:39] JackAss#1: god answers to ME
[23:40] JackAss#1: chuck norris....
[23:40] JackAss#1: ....
[23:40] JackAss#1: [death]
[23:40] JackAss#1: 7 minutes
[23:40] JackAss#1: c'mon already
[23:40] JackAss#1: do it
[23:40] JackAss#1: do it
[23:40] JackAss#1: do it
[23:40] JackAss#1: do it
[23:40] JackAss#1: do it
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[23:41] JackAss#1: hahaha itdo
[23:41] DumbShit#1: listen you little self fulfilling prophecy id be alot farther along if i didnt have to stop to read the message of my "priority" every 12 seconds
[23:41] JackAss#1: the blog is priority
[23:41] JackAss#1: my messages are second
[23:41] JackAss#1: read
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[23:41] JackAss#1: 8 minutes
[23:42] JackAss#1: do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
[23:42] JackAss#1: 9 minutes
[23:43] JackAss#1: 10 minutes
[23:43] JackAss#1: two more to go!
[23:44] JackAss#1: 11 minutes, one more to go!!
[23:44] DumbShit#1: what happens at 12?
[23:44] JackAss#1: i start saying 1-1/2
[23:44] JackAss#1: 13/4
[23:44] DumbShit#1: lmao
[23:44] JackAss#1: 8927y34 / 6987g
[23:45] JackAss#1: x^2 * e^-1
[23:45] JackAss#1: times up btw
[23:45] JackAss#1: FAIL
[23:45] JackAss#1: now you die
[23:45] JackAss#1: okay now
[23:45] JackAss#1: how aboouttttt..... NOW!?
[23:46] JackAss#1: errr... NOW?
[23:46] JackAss#1: now
[23:46] JackAss#1: now!
[23:46] JackAss#1: NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
[23:46] DumbShit#1: are you high
[23:46] JackAss#1: now now now now, now now now now, now now now now now now now now'
[23:46] JackAss#1: like the meow mix song
[23:47] JackAss#1: if i was high, i wouldn't be able to type this fast
[23:47] JackAss#1: accurately
[23:47] JackAss#1: and spell things right
[23:47] JackAss#1: or count
[23:47] JackAss#1: fast
[23:47] DumbShit#1: [23:44] JackAss#1: 8927y34 / 6987g
[23:45] JackAss#1: x^2 * e^-1 isnt counting
[23:47] JackAss#1: is to
[23:48] JackAss#1: i did math in my head to get those numbers to equal 1/2 and 3/4
[23:48] JackAss#1: did you read it yet?
[23:48] JackAss#1: c'mon
[23:48] JackAss#1: hurry up
[23:48] JackAss#1: douche-FAG
[23:49] JackAss#1: HEY!! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL SO ENERGETIC?
[23:49] JackAss#1: THEN TRY NEW POWERTHIRST!!
[23:49] JackAss#1: ITS GOT LIGHTNING, REAL LIGHTNING!!
[23:49] JackAss#1: SPORTS!!
[23:49] JackAss#1: ARRRHHHH
[23:49] DumbShit#1: are you having a manic episodE?
[23:49] JackAss#1: YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM
[23:50] JackAss#1: DRINK POWER THIRST AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RUN ABNORMALLY FAST!!!
[23:50] JackAss#1: RAW BERRY!!
[23:50] JackAss#1: SCHOCKOLATE!!
[23:51] JackAss#1: YOU'LL HAVE BABIES!! SO MANY BABIES!! 400 BABIES!!!
[23:51] JackAss#1: GIVE SCHOCOLATE TO YOUR BABIES AND THEY'LL BE GOOD AT SPORTS!!
[23:52] JackAss#1: POWER THIRST WILL MAKE YOUR BABIES RUN ABNORMALLY FAST!!
[23:52] JackAss#1: THEY'LL BE SO FAST PEOPLE WILL WATCH THEM RUNNING AND THINK THEY'RE KENYANS
[23:52] JackAss#1: AND THEY'LL RACE AGAINST ACTUAL KENYANS
[23:53] JackAss#1: AND IT'LL BE A TIE, AND THEY'LL GET DEPORTED BACK TO KEN-YA!!!
[23:53] JackAss#1: SNAKE EYES!!
[23:53] JackAss#1: are you done yet?
[23:53] JackAss#1: its been 20 minutes
[23:54] JackAss#1: and no i'm not having a manic episode
[23:54] JackAss#1: FAIL
[23:54] JackAss#1: you FAIL
[23:54] DumbShit#1: not even close. ive been watching your... whatever this is... its quite honestly more interesting than any blog ever written
[23:54] JackAss#1: this needs to be blogged then
[23:54] JackAss#1: READ it you lazy fuck
[23:57] JackAss#1: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=263248025082&ref=nf
[23:57] JackAss#1: read
[23:59] JackAss#1: i'll be back in 5-10 minutes. if it ain't read, you're officially a fucking fat lazy ass twat, and i'll try to convince you to read it tomorrow